citat, teenagerbook

- Boys are like toilets, they are either out of order, taken, or full of shit

- I hate when I forget to press send on my phone .. then sit and wait there for a reply like an idiot.

- Wanna know the difference between sluts and mosquitoes? When you slap a mosquitoe, they stop sucking.

- Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.

- When I'm bored, nobody texts me, but when I'm busy, my phone blows up.

- When life gives you a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just Dance!



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